Queen's Gambit

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She can't move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions... She hasn't even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.
She cannot L
The bishop is safe... for now.
- And now, forever
  
  Until a new pawn is born.
She can't move in any direction, because this is a photo.

Also, she's dead.
- Nah, the monarchy just has a to get another pawn the other side of the board.
- She can't be.
- Ce n'est pas une reine.
I think I've met like four people in my life who wouldn't get this joke.
- I think it’s fine to not know Western Chess, I wouldn’t get a Janggi joke in the wild
- That's a pretty blessed life
Lookup en passant
- Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
  
  🤦‍♂️ 🤦 🤦‍♀️
- Holy hell
God save the queen
- that's how you get zombies
  
  With their tanks and their bombs
- The fascist regime!
  We love our Queeeen
Holy hell
The only direction she looks nice in is 6 feet deep. Fuck this birch her Majesty.
- Are you sure you're not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones an old white fascist lady and the other... wait-
  
  Well Thatcher's family didn't profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly.....
He is save.
!MonarchyChess@sopuli.xyz
That image reminds me of the Botez gambit.

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