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I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.
51 23 ReplySir this is a Wendy's
67 0 ReplyOne order of milk please
12 0 ReplyYou get as much as I fucking tell you.
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Down here in AU, Wendy's isn't a burger joint, it's a Milk bar.
This fact made it so much better!
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ok
47 0 ReplyShit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.
25 0 Reply...and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?
20 0 Replydoes that cost extra?
9 0 ReplyIt’s free, but the safe word costs extra.
It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
9 0 ReplyBring on the fluggegecheimen!
8 0 ReplyFlügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?
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First time I've wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.
19 0 Reply16 0 ReplyRIP :(
4 0 ReplyThat's Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.
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I think most of these people are offended because you said "tummy"
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