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Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
74 2 ReplyYep but I am addicted to it
41 0 ReplyIf I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
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Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
17 1 ReplyI think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
20 0 ReplyLMAO yeah I'm keeping it
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Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
16 0 ReplyI feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.
4 0 Replyif we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth
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1 0 ReplyRead my comment again. I said "without any limiting factors". What you are describing are limiting factors.
3 0 Replyif we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors
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Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
6 0 Reply100% of people who don't also die
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it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive
1 0 ReplyNo wonder Kojima only drinks movies
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