No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

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I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we're good.

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is... well... leaking

Milk a tier

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You're forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn't love!

I mean, you didn't include anything like tea, so it's kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

This list is missing beer???

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It's harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn't cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

No doubt?

Unsweet tea gets a tier tho

Where teas and juices and coffee?

Whiskey tho

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

Water is A, only coffee is S.

Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

What about milk?

Where is (real)juice though? Feel that should be at maybe C? And if softdrinks are f, where is Redbull?

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you're not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don't drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it's very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I'm on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

Found my homie!!

What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!

DAE drink water? Smash that like button

Beer in B tier, tea and lemon water in A Tier

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

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I don't disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

Water, coffee, whiskey, wine. Drink alcohol maybe once or twice a month, coffee and water daily.

All S tier.

Drinking water gives me acid reflux, always has. Which is weird because fanta is a lot more acidic and doesn't do that.

Yeah water is cool. But

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I don't fight the truth, king 🙏

Water is like a or b, Paulaner Spezi is on s+

This is all correct but it's missing freshly-squeezed orange juice over in A tier

Water for life 💧💯

I will put the various teas at atleast A tier, green tea, white tea, oolong tea, Kashmiri kahwa et al. Yerba mate A/B tier, coffee B tier.

Coffee is just lower because it gives jitters, dehydrates, and is a diuretic. And I loved coffee all my life. No more, green tea is better.

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

I'll be fighting with you

Edit: fighting with OP, how does someone think the opposite?

I fuckin love water sometimes

But have you tried that mango Pepsi? It's so nice.

apfelschorle should be at least an A-Tier as well - best drink besides water, especially when you want some variety at some point.

Apple cider?!?!?!

Iced tea has to be like B/C tier

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Why would I fight the truth?

I'd push water down to C or D level because I'm not sure what they put in this shit where I live, and I'd push low-alcoholic beer to S tier. It's how they did it in the old days and it carried us all into the future.

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it's gotta be just under water

what about tea tho

Elemental

Water is A tier. Sparkling water is S tier.

Ah yes, nothing like a nice rum and water.

God tier: cold brew, no cream or sugar.

I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.

No way in hell you hate all soda pop equally

I'm going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you've ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you'll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.

I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.

Fizzy water: G

You forgot McDonald's sprit.

I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

Water has no sugar and isn't spicy. It's literally incomparable with soda.

I love me some cold water, but I love cold carbonated drinks EVEN MORE. Now what?

Whenever I'm trying to enjoy myself, I wouldn't be drinking water, that is for sure.

Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/

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I know exactly 3 (+water) on this list.

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S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.

RC needs to be higher.

Water is s-tier if you've got some propel mix in it.

S+ Tier: Carbonated water

Water drinkers are so smug. So proud to be so boring that they drink only something that tastes of nothing. Unless you're absolutely parched and/or it's scorching outside, literally anything else that actually has a flavor is better.