[CW: chaser username] Hexbear: Not pro-LGBTQ+, the Israel of Lemmy instances
[CW: chaser username] Hexbear: Not pro-LGBTQ+, the Israel of Lemmy instances
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Nazis and neoliberals will lie through their teeth if they think it benefits them. And they will back each other up in those lies whenever they think it benefits them.
Truth is not important. If it hurts their political enemy they will do it.
You say that, but I know those Hexbear types. They may say they're inclusive and run a largely trans instance that actively bans transphobic users and language, sure. Up to and including the day of revolution they'll probably insist they support LGBTQIA rights, fight for them even. But trust me they're faking it
Getting to triple-dip into xiyuan, putinrubles, and sorosbucks was too tempting. Hexbear only accepts trans communists, so that’s what I became. While taking medical transition steps isn’t necessary to be trans, it helped with getting into character. Some people claim it’s “gender euphoria” but I attribute it to the satisfaction of committing to the bit to mislead the libs. I got along well with another pretend trans poster, and the DMs turned into a full-blow performative t4t relationship. Eventually we moved in together to stretch the botmoney further. We started a family to pass on the communist bit to a new generation. We never stopped posting. 4 kids and 12 grandchildren later, A wrecker I could not defeat came for me. Cancer. In hospice, surrounded by my loved ones, chosen family, and circle of friends, they asked me what final wisdom I wanted to pass on before handing me the morphine button.
“Haha, you all fell for it you rubes! I was faking it this whole time. I wasn’t actually fighting for the liberation of marginalised people and the working class. I hate you all!”
I mash the button while holding my partner’s hand, who congratulates me on the historic bit but calls me a lib for ruining kayfabe. I die in shame.
xiyuan, putinrubles, and sorosbucks
I hate when premium currencies have differing exchange rates and the costs of stuff never quite line up so you always have some left over to tempt you to keep working to further the ends of our evil masters.
I NEED this as a tagline or something. it's to good to lie in this comment section forever
...but the MOMENT THEY TAKE POWER- (Horseshoe theory, paradox of power nonsense, Stalin reference etc.)
more fun from the poster in chief.
That's funny
It's funny that
they like it that
it's amusing that
it's interesting that
they love it that
it's ironic that
they can't resist beginning sentences like that to be totally not mad and cool and calm and collected and superior.
Oh no! A controversial gender!? My day is absolutely ruined and now I hate everybody that isn't white straight and cis.
I have decided to fuel up my paraglider and join Hamas.
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