Etymological relationship between Christ and Grimace

i'm on a mission to Attack and Dethrone Grimace

You thought the Trinity was strange? Punk, I'm talking about a Quadrality.

this shit so purple it should be asking me where's Ronald

the betrayal of our lord and savior grimace by the treachery of hamburgler iscariot

There is semi-canonical lore, as in not confirmed but explicitly not apocryphal, that Grimace is meant to be a giant, sentient tastebud.