Dude hasn't been motivated for the last year, he's too distracted with Twitter. I used to have a thousand shares of stock but ditched them because of how he was acting.

Naw dog. Nursing school is way more high stakes. You can get kicked out of the program for very little, it's very high stakes. There are exams that you have to get 100% on or you're out of the program. Iirc, you can get kicked out of the program for not being 15 minutes early too many times. Not for being late, for not being early. At least we compensate them with mediocre pay and shitty hours and horrible bosses upon graduation...

Don't forget how the patient's family treats nurses.

"I will if you take a dementia test..."

Reminds me of that subtle joke that I love but nobody else ever seems to get: Well, I defended my thesis in comparative literature, but it seems like he's got a pretty healthy pulse to me...

I've been using it on Ubuntu 22.04 for almost 2 years. It started off rocky, with frequent restarts needed, maybe every week or two. It's been pretty solid, though I did give up on using it for screen sharing and captures, which is unfortunate timing in today's WFH world.

I live near Main Street USA, but not in Florida or Missouri.

"thumbscrew" is the search term you are looking for. 6-32 sounds right. https://a.co/d/9AvShgu

You say that, but after my last set of tuning my E3 Pro is a real workhorse! Give it another 4 years like I did. May also help to threaten it with replacement if it fs up ONE MORE TIME...

Ok. On the treadmill, at the gym.

I'm torn. Do not support building a wall with Mexico. Would support building a wall with Texas.

I've watched it on YouTube, it's pretty good. It starts "this is an impersonation of George Carlin". Wonder if a court ruling would prevent human impersonation.

Because it's too hard to crumple a sheet of paper into a cube.

Last weekend I used https://github.com/linsomniac/spotify_to_ytmusic to copy my Spotify playlists over to YouTube Music, and the shuffle play is SOOO much nicer there! That was my primary gripe with Spotify, the shuffle play is idiotic

I call her by her full name: Rosie the Roomba

Little known fact: he went by "Hot Rod".

I totally would have bought into the air frier ecosystem earlier if I'd have known I'd be calling it my wife's easy bake oven.

Trump on the stand, being fined for talking about the clerk: I wasn't talking about the clerk, I was talking about Michael Cohen. ... Gag order gets lifted. So anyway, what I was saying about the clerk...

I often will do this. At the end of writing a comment I ask myself "is my desire to comment satisfied by writing this comment, is it more about me writing it than other people reading it, is the response to the comment more likely to bring bain than joy?" The answers often lead me to just closing the comment page rather than posting it, and I feel fine about that.

Another way of looking at it: Lemmy is retaining the engagement of the vast majority of new users who have joined recently.