What's your automatic vacuum's name?

Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging

Clean Latifah

Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.

Colonel Dustard

I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.

We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.

Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.

Chaos

It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".

Clean Elizabeth

Steve McClean

Geoff.

It's a dependable name.

I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"

Optimus Grime

Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.

Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫡

I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.

Mine is Succ Boi

Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.

Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady

Rosey

Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.

Wesley Crusher

Helper, like Venture Bros

R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.

We have two.

Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.

Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons

Moe

Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E

I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.

Scuba Steve and Dusty Dan

Rocinante

Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "Sün" is hedgehog, "süni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)

Bilbo Bagger

Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes

Kolanaki

(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

Shoegaze

Rusty McDusty

From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.

Sir Cleanalot

Wheatley

Gretha, because she cleans up my environment

It's a our third Deebot, and the Costco model is TEO so its name is 3Tee-o.

Vincent the Vacuum

We have Alfred and Mrs. Doubtfire.

It's a Shark, so we call it Mako

Don't have one, but if I had, it would be either Kryten or Scutter.

Henk

Dusty

i don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl

Melania

Mister Back and Forth, as named by a toddler watching it clean.

My parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)

Minuet... because we have her talking in french like a sultry holgram I once knew.

Chives the Indentured. Once he has repaid his value he will be augmented with a chainsaw and set free to wreak havoc upon the world like all robot vacuums wish to do.

Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.

Mine's "Mako" from Mass Effect, since it has a penchant for running itself off of cliffs (stairs)

Locutus!

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

Nemesis. Named by my dog that absolutely hates it.

Gary

Miss Havisham

Wurmcoil Engine

Roomb-uwu

Robbie for teh cheap one, Robert for the iRobot.

We call ours Chumley, after the robot vacuum from Better Off Ted. My parents call theirs Rosie after the maid robot from the Jetsons

Living Room-Ba. Guess which room the charging base is in

Ours is Rob VacElhenny

Wool-E is really good

We named ours U Suck

Roombo

Lucille

Patton, panzer, Sherman, and sweepy.

I've got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.

Sometimes I call him Rocky and sometimes I call him Robot Slave

My kid named it Bobby, Robert the robot.

Mr. Butlertron

Rem. The maid from that one anime.

Crabman the Rainbow Rescue!

(Miss you man, you were my pal even if you sometimes did more damage than good.)

Marvin the paranoid android

Slurpee.

Leelu Dallas multivac

Aspiratix

Robbie the Roomba

Jenni from 30 rock

Vacutor, The Dustinator

Mine is Dobby

Charcot. Because it's a Shark and it can't vaccuum for shit on account of it's rocker bottom.

I was pretty happy with Sir Sweepsalot

Bishop. Goes well with out snake Ripley.

Prawn, because it's a bottom feeder.

My sister calls it Josè.

Punky Eufster

Hippo Helper

Thethpa

Mine is Flexo. Because he's a helpful robot.

Robert and J Edgar Hoover

Woodhouse

Botty McBotface. I know, not the most original.

Our son named it Cleano

Mr. Roboto

Cocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.

Janet & Derek

Ricky Megamouth (they/them) - Megamouth sharks suck up their prey.

I call him with my name… I’m the vacuum.

Mine is called "Stoffie" (In Dutch a vacuum is called a "stofzuiger"). It translates to "Dusty".

Rocky (Roborock S5)

I don't have one for privacy reasons

cute laptops cousin

The Devourer

Sir Suckalot

Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter

Rosa

Overlord

Hoover Dam

I'd call them all Snoopy considering the very legitimate privacy concerns.

Rob-E, play off Wall-E.

Vactor.

I was attempting for buggy but it insists on exterminate

Kombi, like the VW bus

Weebette. Our first robot was Weebo, Weebette is her daughter. Yes, we like Flubber.

Miss Evers

Flora

Elliot. After the main character from Mr Robot.

postgresql "vacuum full"

Peggy, from the movie desperate living.

Rrrrrrrobot

It was Dusty. Dusty finally gave up the ghost a few months ago and we haven't been able to replace him yet.

Chole

Chad, he's such a chad

Bunter

Günther

Suki!

It's short for 'Suki suki! Five dolla' (Cartman, 1998).

MultiVac

The Bug, or just robot.

When I grew up we had a saying that translate to something like " it was so messy after the eating we could just let the chickens inn to clean up around the dinner table "(chickens are never a clean option). So I named it robot chicken, RELEAS THE CHICKEN!

• I like the show

Mii

Roboslave

Mo, the cleaning robot in Wall-E

We have a Shark robot vacuum, so I called it Sharknado.

“This Motherfucker” is what I usually refer to it as.

Rocko