How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?

I do not have a vagina, but I have noticed that by myself 1 roll of tp will last 2-4 weeks, but when I have feminine company it becomes more like 1+ roll a week.

It's mind boggling how you need so much more tp than us guys do, not that I blame you cos it's different down there.

Maybe I'm more concerned that in 10,000 years of civilization no one has developed a better way. We have "spray with water" and "copious amounts of absorbent material".

Where's the 3 shells at, people?

I can answer for my wife! She said three folded, when it's our normal tp, Charmin. Two extra for other brands.

That's all it takes with her configuration to be dry. I'll vote on the comments, but since she gave more than a number, and it was variable, figured that might help too.

Fwiw, I make sure to give things an extra squeeze with a few pieces myself. Not a fan of late drips in my drawers. Pee, shake, paper & gentle squeeze. Then wash hands.

Peepee User here, I use 1

Do you have a square to spare? All I need is a square

It really depends. Both on how much I peed, and also how decent the TP is. Basically however many it takes not to saturate the TP, and not get urine/blood/mucus on my hands. Could be three, could be a ton.

I'll use a TON more during my period, as even with a cup in, blood finds it's way onto my skin and then the flow of the urine helps spread it to every nook and cranny.

Another thing to take into account is discharge. That definitely takes extra TP, it's thicker and a few squares won't hold up.

TL;DR whoever gives a consistent amount of squares is either lying or has a much nicer vagina than I do

4-6

2 or 3 squares, often folded. If the paper is cheap single ply it might be two or three times the amount.

At home: 3 squares, folded. At other places with different paper: 4-5, depending on quality. Out and about with the tissue paper that exists in public bathrooms? Maybe the length of my arm.

Two or three, more if my uterine lining is shedding.

4 rolls. Amateurs

Three shares, folded in half, then in half again. Maybe two squares if it's quilted.

1-3

I wash like civilized human.

I obviously wash, but when I'm home I use washcloths to dry my vagina, and they're just the best. If I can't use washcloths to dry, I use those interfold tissues. They're amazing, they don't rip and you don't find tiny rolled pieces all over the place.

If I'm not in the house, in public places I use the interfold tissues if they have them, otherwise, depending on the quality of the tp, a minimum of 3 up to 6 or 7.

When I was young with tighter labia that didn't flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.

I definitely use more than I need. #Privileged

1, sometimes 2.

Does anyone else have the problem where sometimes a bit of TP sticks to your labia? especially the 1-ply

2 or 3

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3

Feeling wasteful in the between 4 and 6 category. That is, if I am away from home and there is no bidet. That is just what I feel adequately safe/dry with

I know I'm not the target audience, but when I'm at home I rinse my stick

Well, before I had terrible digestive problems, I would typically use four. Three for the initial wipe, and one to make sure everything is dry. Sometimes two to make sure everything is dry.

Now that I have terrible digestive problems, I think it's more like 10. I should buy stock in Cottonelle.

1 Roll

Usually, 2-3 double/folded sheets (so 4-6 in total). Possibly more at messier times.

Penis owner here. Occasionally I'll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

In 30+ years of peeing, I still can't figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I'm just bad at peeing.

Usually 2

Penis owner here, I used to do 1just to dab the tip cuz that's what my dad did but learned later that nobody else does it and stopped.

I think an important metric is a bidet.

7+

Do some dudes use TP when they pee?

I stick my tip in the toilet water and swish it around. Unrelated but it stings when I pee.

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of 'I don't have a vagina BUT' posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn't asked BUT...

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

Tip: “–”, en dash, is used for ranges like 2–3—not “-”, hyphen