Only if it could upload my consciousness to the cloud after I die like in that one episode of Black Mirror where the old women end up dying together but they end up living in a custom-built paradise forever.
To be quite honest, my own parents. They tried really hard to give me and my siblings a good life.
That's what I thought, too. It's almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.
If you're driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
I just thought everybody did this...
The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.
You'd think...
...but what does the government have?
If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.
Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs
A cesspool of white supremacists and pedophiles?
Why are you even still on Reddit? Should have quit years ago.
I did that once on the page for my birthday. Got removed less than 24 hours.
Microsoft peaked in '98
Sure, if you can figure out how to partion your drive properly.
"Go with what works best for you"
--basically how I've lived for the last 10 years or so
At least it isn't Windows 10.
You, sir, are a very sick person. Mad props to ya.
Win7 4 lyfe, yo
Next question, pls
Please tell me I can't be the only one...
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Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.
CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"
RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"
CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."
RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"
CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."
RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."
CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"
RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"
CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"
RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."
Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.
CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."
RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."
CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."
RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."
As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.
CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."
RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."
CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"
And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.
Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher
I just want a sidebar to mess around with first before I make the changes to my actual community's sidebar.
He had to break the window to get the drummer out.
He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"
The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."
The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"
The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"
The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"
And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"
Why or why not and what do you use it for?
Would be a bit nice to be able to jazz up our spaces a little bit.
I enjoy cheap tacos, long walks on the beach at sunset, and all things baseball.
Let's go Padres!