If you fart too hard you'll lose your structural integrity and collapse like a floppy sack of flesh.
Your actual skeleton left you because he was tired of your shit
Nintendo made him pretend to be Italian because they hate Italy.
Have you ever seen a Nintendo exec in Italy? Didn't think so.
Barry likes cigars and sex with your mother.
We know because once Xi was like "Bro are you a single-celled protoplasm?" and Biden was like "Yes." !biden-troll
Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.
True fact: Stalin once summoned a demon and the demon asked what he wanted and Stalin was like "yo if I die can you haunt the internet by pretending to be thousands on communists?"
If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi's secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It's true
And if you don't he will spank you and call you a pissbaby while all the other communists point and laugh
The less you own the more communism it is.
The more you own the more capitalism it is.
I am very smart.
He had a special garb he would wear to eat Pizzahut and sell his country to capitalist oligarchs in. It was his bootlicker garb-achev
This is why there are no children shows in Brazil anymore. Lula gulaged all the television actors in Brazil as soon as he was sworn in.
Lula has plans to invade Britain to personally gulag everyone still alive who was ever involved with the creation of Teletubbies.
This is, of course, the end goal of all communists.
Symptoms include:
- Shidding
- Farding
- Pissing
The only cure is to praise owls.
Note: Wrong Facts is not associated with owls or any owl posters. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
He died and the current Biden is a look alike
The idea was quickly dropped after people named Guy started claiming the schools as their property.
It was found that this is because white Americans have 60% lizard DNA
They transform at least once (1) a day specifically to eat bug paste.
They thought it would be funny to charge that amount. The scientists are hoarding all the anti-liberal drugs for themselves.
Earlier this week, President Joe Biden reportedly won a pickle-eating contest in central Iowa.
After consuming the pickles, Biden transformed into a pickle himself.
Bystanders report that he would exclaim "Check me out, Jack, I'm pickle Joe!" to passers-by, who would mostly sigh and pretend not to hear him.
All of his social media is being managed by ghostwriters. Tesla is secretly hiding the fact that he died, so as not to scare away investors.
Elon drowned to death approximately three(3) weeks ago while testing a new Space X cabin toilet. The toilets smart pipes detected a large amount of baby meat in Musks poop, causing a malfunction that resulted in a huge explosion. The AI controlled toilet cabin door locked in order to create a 'subscription opportunity' making escape for Elon impossible as he drowned in a rising tide of his own poopoo doodoo.
This is all 100% true.
