VERIFIED TRUE FACT: Lula was originally going to be the the third Teletubby but that asshole Laalaa stole his audition

This is why there are no children shows in Brazil anymore. Lula gulaged all the television actors in Brazil as soon as he was sworn in.

Lula has plans to invade Britain to personally gulag everyone still alive who was ever involved with the creation of Teletubbies.

This is, of course, the end goal of all communists.