FACT: Joe Biden is an amoeba dressed as a man
FACT: Joe Biden is an amoeba dressed as a man
We know because once Xi was like "Bro are you a single-celled protoplasm?" and Biden was like "Yes." 
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Biden asked his wife DR. Jill Biden if she'd still love him if he was an amoeba in a suit and she said yes, FOLKS, get yourself a woman like that.
Ummmm, based?!