TimewornTraveler @ TimewornTraveler @lemm.ee

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Wishing is illegal

it does seem ironic, but the majority of profits going to the CEO paycheck is kind of the point!

good luck! it's British comedy... most of the jokes you've heard are stand-alone jokes wrapped up alongside with a hundred other jokes that you haven't heard... for various reasons.

what, they're just saying the descriptor "breedable" is misogynistic because it's a form of edging, how could they be more clear? 😂

or maybe it's because describing sexual appeal is misogynistic. sex is misogyny.

oh god not again with this absolutely egocentric bullshit factory..... ugh i hate our society sometimes

that's actually fairly accurate, pretty well said.

anime girls don't exist

there's a risk of developing psychosis from self medicating with hallucinogens

before anyone tries to self-medicate with this news as justification, just remember that very few doctors are even allowed to try utilizing it, and only as a last resort after trying everything else, and only in a very controlled environment

the next time you think getting rid of Trump will solve society's problems, just remember that Trump Jr will most likely run for president at some point in your lifetime

oh that's excellent! that sounds like as comprehensive of a solution as i could desire

While we're at it, is there a way to export subscribed communities too? Or even to open them via db0?

must hold soup firmly

why would they have shower sex, when they could have sex then shower

getting scammed in Manila

Tesla moment

the term won't be "prison break" but will depend on the jurisdiction that holds the person. if you are being detained by the state police, you'll get something like "fleeing and eluding" but it depends on your local laws. if you're in US federal custody then it depends on what they charge you with and how they detain you.

Fleeing would be a separate charge itself. the eighth amendment could get it thrown out but you'd still be able to be charged with it and would at least need to stand trial to be charged within X amount of time.

if, however, you're illegally detained and the constitution is clearly being violated, then the perpetrators will need to be held accountable. don't worry about it. you can just wait for the government checks and balances system to save you. they'll be here any minute now. aaaany minute now.

in a just world, not one centered around corporate interests, you would lose your license for this. instead, the automotive industry has to ensure that there's plenty of drivers to buy their cars, so we can't be too harsh on our licensing laws.

I guess it doesn't matter. 50,000 deaths per year due to traffic accidents is a fair price to pay for the freedom to sit in traffic.

traffic/DUIs (need cars)

poverty/homelessness (need more)

recidivism (need slaves)

well, what did the ninth circuit have to say in response?