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SharkEatingBreakfast
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  • He already complained about her raising her prices & being """too expensive""", which is fucking absurd.

    Her bid for the 2 seats were 25$ each. He only chose mine because she's been out sick all week & he needs them done by Friday.

    I should talk to her next time she's in. Hopefully we can exchange contact info because he probably won't leave us alone together.

  • "You talk too much!!" has turned into "Why don't you ever talk to anyone anymore??" as an adult.

    A never-ending cycle. 🫠

  • I remember a bunch of Yout×be videos being taken down due to people singing it. So stupid..

  • Asked a guy I was on a date with if he liked Lego, and he straight-up laughed in my face and said "No, I'm not 7."

    There are no single openly nerdy dudes in my area. Makes me sad.

    (well, it actually makes me happy that cool people have successfully escaped this hellhole of a town and are probably living much happier & more fulfilling life)

  • It could be used to see which families could be offered help, like money, food, and/or childcare, but noooo!

  • Mo' money, mo' problems.

  • me_irl

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  • Know what would curb it for me? People being goddamn truthful about what they think and how they feel, instead of me having to interpret 28 riddles, chant a magical unknown spell, and do a dance that they literally made up on-the-spot in order for me to understand what you actually meant.

    Be more goddamn clear!!!!

  • "Maybe you should mind your own fucking business."

    I mean.. at least they're not trying to sell you supplements, essential oils, or other shit.

    Also why I never tell people I associate with about what I have or what I take. I leave it at "I have a condition" and then change the subject, like I'm a sad Victorian ophan trying to stay positive even as I am consumed by the knowledge that soon the plague will take me. (:

  • DAE...

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  • "Write stuff down and put it where you'll see it!"

    — proceeds to completely see through the stuff you wrote down because it is now blends into the background scenery —

  • Birth control can very much help hormonal imbalances that can cause painful skin conditions like cystic acne, PMS, painful periods, and manage more serious conditions like endometriosis and PCOS, in which rupturing polyps can cause scar tissue from from your uterus to migrate to your other organs and destroy them.

    I use it for all of them.

    Birth control is not just about sex & pregnancy prevention.

  • I don't want to, though.

    EDIT: Why are y'all mad that I'd rather not openly cuss in my titles? You can cuss. I just don't wanna.

  • Me: sleeps for like 16 hours 😎

  • Hmm

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  • "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE????"

  • DAE?

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  • I made bathtub potions! Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, gel, soaps of all kind!

    I was hoping it would eventually result in a cool familiar...... and one stormy night.. it did! Found an awesome tabby cat hunkered down in our outdoor cat house, meant for our claimed claim.

    He was hissing and screaming, and stupid me stuck my hand in there and pet him. He stopped being angry the second I touched him. Named him Sublime. It was a common sight to see me walking around the woods wearing him like a scarf. Loved that guy. Miss his dearly. Sweet angel.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What are some actual good sour sour candy?

    ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I'm going to put this very important thing right here! No, I definitely won't forget it!

    ADHD @lemmy.world

    Can your meds feel stronger / more effective when treating anemia?

    Find a Community @lemmy.ml

    Is there an active community where I can sell/advertise my handmade clothes and items?

    The Legend of Zelda @lemmy.ml

    My son called me over and has been laughing for the last 15 minutes

    It's Me @lemm.ee

    pizza 🍕

    Autism @lemmy.world

    big mad

    Michigan @midwest.social

    They let me get all the stickers today!

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Ruler of fashion — wearer of only pants (and a jacket or two)

    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Does a clean PC run better than one with a lot of dust in it?

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your favorite reaction image(s)?

    Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    The tab count. It only happens with 9.

    Relationship Advice @lemmy.world

    How do I get respite from my elderly neighbor invading my space?

    Michigan @midwest.social

    Major Magic anamatronics have been preserved!

    RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    "Can we add him to the party? You're welcome, btw."

    Michigan @midwest.social

    Where's the best unexpected place in Michigan you've ever eaten?

    pics @lemmy.world

    A car ran up the curb, into my yard, and stopped in front of my living room window.

    Ausome Memes @lemmy.autism.place

    When you try to be social and casually contribute to a conversation

    birding @lemmy.world

    American Robin fledgling

    cats @lemmy.world

    Could you post a photo of your cat and tell me what makes them so special?