PurrLure [she/her] @ PurrLure @hexbear.net

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They found a corpse in the car. I can't help but wonder if the driver meant to kill himself or was going to detonate the explosion from the driver's seat and then run away, only to find that the Cybertruck is too shit to let him out.

Cause like... yeah, causing an explosion which in best case scenario will make billionaires flinch for a day is fucking stupid in the first place, much less killing yourself while doing it. Apparently, 7 people got injured during this, and I'm sure some of them were just abused hotel employees.

A fellow indie game fan eh? I'll try to give you some recommendations that I haven't seen listed here yet:

• Little Goody Two Shoes & Pocket Mirror. The games will kick your ass, but the aesthetics and story are worth it. One is a prequel to the other.
• Griftlands Lovely aesthetics and addictive bite sized roguelike gameplay with multiple characters and stories to play through.
• The Forgotten City I just think timeloops are neat.
  
• Potionomics Shop keeping game where technically you aren't an evil capitalist because you're avoiding slavery I guess? Also there's DLC where you can fuck a shark.
• Lobotomy Corporation Only play this if you love pain.

What, it's still cheaper than a funeral!

Now he's with those he loved the most: the treats aisle.

I'm also in my 30's and yeah.... even if you're super mature, have been in the workforce for years, have been financially independent for years and wowie wowzers we just have so much in common... anything below 21 would still make me feel like a creep even if it's legal.

Age gap relationships are fine, I'm in one right now, but there need to be hard personal limits set. Dating teenagers is an immediate no from me.

Damn we get hospitalized for free over here?

Quick someone call me a liberal!

The news is trying to sell this like all his fans are just horny and that's the only reason he's popular.

It would be so funny if Biden pardoned Luigi. I know it'll never happen with ruling class conscience and all but...

Surely, even broken clocks drawn by dementia patients can be right sometimes?

That's the kind of slop I used to eat before going vegan.

Very glad they're not more inclusive about it, keep up the lack of work.

You got some nasty guttural goblin cackling from me outta this one, thank you.

Ok so originally I thought this guy, who had only been working there two weeks, joined the company just so he could stab the company president at the first meeting he saw him at.

Now it sounds like he didn't plan this out at all! What did Denslow say??? I NEED MORE DEETS.

Dang, no outdoor cat posting yet?

That must have taken a lot of restraint.

Also the photos of her crying at the border are basically a meme at this point considering all the compromise she's done since.

Based as hell.

But also what even happened over there? I made an account because

Old enough to feel nostalgia for r/chapotraphouse.

Still too young to be considered a milf.

Is it in the middle of the essay? If so, you're probably fine.

Eyyyy, suddenly it's a crime to be thirsty in NYC? I'm commuting ovah here!

Nah nah nah nah, that's an open face sandwich.

Could it be? Is this the magical holiday spirit I'm feeling that I keep hearing so much about every year?