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PurrLure [she/her]
PurrLure [she/her] @ PurrLure @hexbear.net
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  • Daaaamn, bro's moving up in the world with his own NYC studio.

  • Aaaaaand you'll never own a house, much less retire kiddo.

  • If the Onion steals this headline but writes an entirely different article, could they technically be sued, or is that a safe parody?

    Just saying, someone there got a freebie for a bit if there happens to be anyone on here... procrastinating...

  • Because right wing extremism usually benefits the owner class.

    When push comes to becoming a human cheese grater, capital will protect itself.

  • I dunno, if he really was the guy, wouldn't the police have shot him dead?

    Maybe the Pennsylvania police wouldn't have as much motivation to off him as the NYPD, but still... if he's really the guy, the government now risks a good-looking dude most people like to be interviewed on why he did it. Not to mention a drawn out court case. They're risking nationwide radicalization, even if this guy really is a cringe Elon fan. Yes, even if this guy isn't a leftist and hasn't changed in the last few months, he could still be a "healthcare pls" kinda fella.

    Or... and I'm absolutely getting into conspiracy theories here... some libertarian saw this shit on the news, somehow had access to private investigation info like the exact fake ID card used (Maybe he knows some cops? Maybe anonymous is leaking info?), and already owned a similar enough gun. He thought, "Yeah, this sounds like a money making opportunity, and since I didn't do it they'll ultimately find me innocent anyway", and travels to a different area full of health insurance vampires. I can't imagine the amount of donations, fame, and maybe even book and movie deals this kind of folk hero could get in the future.

  • I hope there are so many copycats that even Hexbear can't keep track of them.

  • Bro's going to hatch an egg.

  • how?!

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  • I'm learning so much today.

  • Daaaamn, even facebook boomers want to piss on his grave.

  • Not to be a snitch or anything, but do we know where Jerma985 was yesterday?

  • They want tips? Well the only tip I want is

    [REDACTED]

    Apparently this isn't even the same guy though. The clothes don't quite match.

    I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn't make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren't this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.

  • ‼️💦 So true 👑✨bestie 🔥💯

  • Going to get a custom wooden carving in cursive of this so that I can finally become a real milf.

  • Goblin mode is great, I catch up on body maintenance on like day 4-5 when the period has subsided to random ketchup squirts. Let the hair grow and the zits form, fuck it.

    • short celebration that I'm not pregnant
    • ibuprofen
    • get away from other people asap
    • cranberry juice
    • binge-eating during the first 24 hours so that I can't feel the cramps as much, especially dessert
    • try to distract myself the best I can with video games
    • hot showers and ice-cold drinks
    • just not giving a fuck about body maintenance for the next 3-4 days
  • I can't even imagine how much more insufferable I would have been as a little autistic kid if my school backed me up on my pissbaby missionary antics instead of constantly sending me to the principal's office.

    This is seriously going to encourage bullying. Whether its little annoying brainwashed Christian kids or every other child is to be seen.

  • Even if he did form a party, it would probably just be aligned with the DSA type soc dems that will still insist parties like the PSL are too radical.

    I think he's just using this opportunity to talk as much shit about the Democratic Party as he can get away with before sulking back over to them and eventually retiring.

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  • It's a great game, and I'm glad they're selling a ton of copies on Steam.

    A winter update with buildable snow and snowball fights would be sick, but I know that's too much to ask for.