How do things like this even get to the press? Totally seems made up and i don't get who would believe it? It's not like it's a recording
68 0 ReplyMail is probably the daily mail, in which case itβs almost definitely made up.
60 0 ReplyThanks, it's hard out here for a dumb fuck
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He should get Kamala to help him down some stairs and just grab her arm and go limp. Take them both out on one day as a final shit show
57 0 ReplyBiden taking a fall intentionally and making her be president for like six days would be more humiliating
remember to keep hope alive in the Year of Four Presidents
45 0 Replyfalling down the stairs and making mike johnson president for like three hours before trump's inauguration would be pretty funny ngl
26 0 Reply23 0 ReplyAs long as it's after the inauguration so we don't get president my son watches me for porn Johnson
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It would be so funny if Biden pardoned Luigi. I know it'll never happen with ruling class conscience and all but...
Surely, even broken clocks drawn by dementia patients can be right sometimes?
22 0 Replyinstructions unclear, set white house on fire
39 0 Replyimagine if Joe pardoned Luigi what a PR coup that would be
25 0 ReplyHe would never do something so cool
13 0 ReplyThis wouldnt apply to the state charges right? At least it would save him the death penalty. Obviously not happening but we can dream
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use her title
dr biden's-wife
22 0 ReplyHasnβt he been burning it all down for months if not years at this point?
25 0 ReplyJoe Biden boisterously announced 'Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!' and later: 'If I go down I'm taking you with me!'
...actually, his brain being shot repeatedly by lasers and bombs does fit the observed data
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What does that even mean...
27 0 ReplyBiden's going to hold one last wild party before he's off to college. Can he survive the beer run on a Saturday night?
28 0 ReplyI wish it would mean he'd would strafe the supreme court with a drone, declare martial law, and dissolve the American empire, but we all know it means probably nothing. Maybe call Trump an old cuss word or something.
24 0 ReplyAin't nothing but a ponyfaced earthrider
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26 0 Replyhe's gonna call trump a mean word before peacefully leaving this world
22 0 ReplyHe's embracing posadism
19 0 Replynasheeds are ringing through the white house
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joe-ker biden
23 0 ReplyActual Dark Brandon
22 0 ReplyNuke Tel-Aviv
15 0 Replyjust send the nukes, joe
13 0 Reply12 0 Reply11 0 ReplyHe's doing his best, jill!
7 0 ReplySadly giving a YouTube link because there's no current way to bypass age restrictions atm.
YouTube is so petty for censoring this version of the song, lol.
6 0 ReplyI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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