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  • I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

  • Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
  • Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

    One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

  • Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
  • I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

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  • This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

  • Never before seen sketch of the Azovstal complex uncovered by the FSB
  • You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

    And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

  • Maduro's claim is as solid as diarrhea, but you gotta admit it is funny this happens so often.
  • What? This time it’s between the only two ME countries with no oil. But the religious beliefs of many right-wing Americans do require the destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque and rebuilding of the Jerusalem temple, and Hamas has some Americans among its hostages…

    Edit: Sorry, wrong conflict. Been living under a rock, had no idea about this Venezuela thing

  • Remove dupes and elytras from 2b2t

    You know that long-awaited update to 1.19? Yeah, let's sneak in some half-baked attempt to kill dupes that literally nobody asked for. Maybe the backlash will get so bad we'll have no choice but to backtrack later.

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    Add lava rain in basalt deltas

    It sets you on fire and makes any flammable blocks catch fire

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    Add potassium creepers

    They explode when rained on or when they come into contact with water or enter a jungle biome (humidity), and drop bananas when killed

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    Add climate change

    Your worlds start out with normal biomes and climates. But as more and more items are smelted using coal or charcoal, the save’s Overworld dimension will gradually change over time like so:

    • Grass in plains biomes will get browner and browner (and eventually die altogether
    • Corals in warm ocean biomes start dying
    • Rains become shorter and less frequent
    • River levels slowly drop
    • Snowy mountains become windswept hill biomes and all the snowy taigas become regular taigas (and then burst into flame of course)
    • A new weather effect will be added called “heatwave”. During this, all the small water bodies will evaporate, grass and farmland blocks start randomly converting into coarse dirt (rip cpu lol) and you will catch fire if exposed to sunlight without a helmet, much like zombies and skeletons.

    The only way to stop all of this is to completely stop using coal or any wood-based fuels, and instead switch to using things like kelp blocks, blaze rods and lava. Once you’ve done that, you can start removing the excess carbon dioxide from the air by spamming trees everywhere; as you do this you’ll notice everything start going back to normal- but you better not plant too many or you’ll get an ice age.

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