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AssaultRifle15 [he/him] @ AssaultRifle15 @hexbear.net
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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

Does anyone know where I can place bets on the Russian election?

  • I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    White House insiders say that behind closed doors, Biden has said that Netanyahu "is a big smelly cacahead who stinks like peepee and poopoo because he loves drinking peepee and eating poopoo."

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    What's your favourite colour? Don't say Red you commie fucks. Don't you get cute with me.

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Chapo.chat needs to clean up its act, the amount of Anglophobia I've seen here is disgusting

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  • You've got it right, this is just a bad thread.

  • I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Smash that like if you RESPECT bed times and won't bother staying up for any hullabaloo

  • Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

  • food @hexbear.net

    Just had some authentic Champagne-brand champagne from the Champagne region

  • Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

  • It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

  • Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Happy birthday to this future president.

  • Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

  • Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

  • I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.

  • memes @hexbear.net

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  • Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    9/11 was entirely justified because there was a Hamas base in the North Tower

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    A satyrist has offered to transform you into a half-goat, but she will not tell you which half will be turned. Do you still accept?

  • If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    The man I've kept locked in my basement for 18 years broke out and attacked me, completely unprovoked. Can I get some sympathy in these trying times?

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    Which version of me as a mermaid do you prefer?

  • They're 16 years old. It's perfectly natural to be a complete idiot when you're a child. I was a bog-standard libertarian at their age, there's still plenty of time to turn around.

  • A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    A tragedy of Hexbear being a product of the modern era

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    If you're 20 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 30 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 40 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 50 and not a Communist, you hav

    fashion @hexbear.net

    How do I incorporate hair ribbons into my look without looking like I'm doing Founding Fathers' cosplay?

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    A meditation on the proliferation of Mommy Dommes

    christianity @hexbear.net

    Is there any way to leave Heaven?

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    If you were amoral and shameless, what grift would you get in on?

    news @hexbear.net

    Bill would require Arizona schools to teach communism's conflict with democracy

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    Is there actually anything wrong with Ikea furniture, or is it just classism?