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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net AssaultRifle15 [he/him] @hexbear.net 1 yr. ago

The man I've kept locked in my basement for 18 years broke out and attacked me, completely unprovoked. Can I get some sympathy in these trying times?

I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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If this is a Palestine analogy shouldn’t you be breaking into his home and locking the man in his own basement?
- Holy shit it's a really good fucking post from a federated account
  
  We kept the good ones coming around it seems, proud of our federated comrades who stayed to learn the art of posting
  
  I love seeing federated accounts post in the dunk tank. real "one of us" hours.
- GOOD post
- Yeah but like what if OP REALLY REALLY liked that guy's house? Then he definitely deserves it, the guy in the basement is just being entitled tbh.
- EDIT: I misread the above post. My mistake.
  
  I am absolutely not trying to both sides anything here. I meant that Israel is taking over the Palestinian house and putting the Palestinians in their own basement. Unless I’ve completely misinterpreted the analogy or something here.
  
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Obviously you need to murder him and then murder all the kids you've still got locked up in your basement. If he didn't want those kids to get murdered, he shouldn't have tried to get out of the basement.
The man in your basement should have accepted your peace offer and stayed in the basement. The tragedy he has caused must not go unavenged. Have you considered leveling your neighborhood because the man is probably hiding there?
If only the man locked in the basement peacefully expressed discontent by softly moaning and whimpering, but not so loud that he scared anyone on ground level, maybe you would have been kinder to him eventually.
- What a vile, disgusting thing to say in these times where innocent civilians are being attacked! Moaning softly is accoustic terrorism and is literally the moral equivalent of Hitler.
I'm going to send a carrier to your home to back you up while you murder him and all those shitty kids you have locked in there. Do you need any money?
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That's just like harry potter

Wait, maybe we can reach libs with this
You have the right to defend yourself from this completely unprovoked attack by any means necessary.
We stand with you in the face of this terroristic behavior.

I mean i get that they might feel aggrieved, but that's not the way to make their case to the world.
I hope that he and you can set aside your weapons and realize that you actually have a lot in common. Now is the time for healing.
Depends, is the man muslim?
Look, obviously, I support you unconditionally. The important thing for everyone to remember here is that I am going through some real shit with my neighbor right now
The attack on Israel was the worst attack on Jews since the Holocaust!

Much like the attack on General Custers troops was the worst attack on the USA since the Jamestown Massacre!

SHRIEKKKKKK
But of course the architects of oppression aren't the ones who face the consequences. So it would be more like the man in your basement killed your family who you didn't love anyway and whose deaths you will use to justify locking up and killing more people.
It drives me crazy that people are so concerned about the freedom of Israeli hostages like their freedom is so obviously more vital than the freedom of the millions of imprisoned Gazans.
You need to find everybody who lives in the same neighborhood as the man you kidnapped, and kidnap all of them and lock them all in your basement, just in case any of them are also planning an unprovoked attack against you. Also stop providing food and water to the others you already have chained up.
😔
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