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Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]
Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them] @ Anvil_Lavigne @hexbear.net
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  • it's been a wild ride huh

    fairly glad i was on a break lol

  • slender pretender going on a gender blender

  • that is fair & valid & understandable. hmm. perhaps i should lean into this natural disguise of mine

  • kinda wish i wasn't so often called an elf by people who find me attractive

    i'd love to be like ~40cm shorter, would be much easier to wreak havoc

  • this is the good life. all goblin, all the time

  • I loved it, because I didn't have to do shit for an hour

    had a teacher who'd put the same films on for us over & over. it was sweet as hell for a good while, until our resident tryhard turbonerd started screaming about how they wanna be learning things

    the teacher genuinely kept forgetting we'd seen the stuff already, so his reaction to this news was more shocked than angry.

  • "so you're a lady, huh?"

    -"actually i routinely rip farts so loud it scares our cats"

  • yeah i'm fresh outta fucks to give. it insisted on announcing its intent on a server that's not just us commune folks. it made this everyone's problem, so currently i'm blasting it in the open where it can't squirm out of it.

  • appreciate it

    i'm just glad i'm well medicated lmao

    wishing you a wonderful day

  • fuck that got me good. thanks, i really needed this

  • drought's over, shit's flooding

    @belligerentkitten@hexbear.net & i were in full crisis mode for a moment there

    pls send any & all energies you can spare

    e : for context this is a 300yo stone house

  • i doubt my interest in that stuff is any higher than yours & it's never been a problem. if anything it's the lesbean flicks that seem far more ubiquitous.