Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.
I'm starting to remember his name and I don't want to 🤢
Stick around for a few more months and you'll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They're one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.
He's got me by 3x the comments across my accounts I believe. Fairly sure I should still be sad about that, haha
My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato
Please cease existing.
I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.
Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.
Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.
Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.
If you peel it from the other end you don't get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don't like bananas anymore.
I gotta try that.
Wait until this happens to your foreskin.
😬