1y ago

But can it run Crysis?

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Mine ran Midlife Crysis on ultra settings
- Mine is a far cry from being able to anything ultra.
  
  ~~That's a good thing~~.
  Edit. I failed hard recognizing your joke. I feel horrible.
- You're perfect yes it's true, but without me you're only you
  
  Sense of security, like pockets jingling. This song's from nineteen hundred ninety two
Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.
- "BREAKING NEWS 0-DAY EXPLOIT FOUND IN THINK THONKERS, UPDATE TO NEWEST VERSION!!!!!"
- Like getting incepted by a Spotify ad during a binaural sleep longplay.
- Have you ever seen those videos of arbitrary code execution on a Gameboy with TAS tools? Where it spams every button for like 10 mins?
  I'm now imagining a hypnotist flicking his pendulum around like it's a yoyo
Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.
I think someone's running a cryptominer on my brain
midi guitar riff plays
The thought emporium is working on a way to have mice brain cells on a petridish type thing actually play doom
- I was thinking the same thing, this is just too specific to not get it mentioned.
Can you imagine your own mind having unskippable ads?
Can you imagine buying products you don't want because you're suddenly compelled to do so and you have no idea why.
Neuralink is going to be hell, purely because the person in charge of it is Elon Musk.
They always ask if it can run DOOM..
But can DOOM run you?
I can barely run crysis, mostly because its code is a mess.

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