omfg you whiny babies she LITERALLY looks like classic Lara.
51 0 ReplyG@mers always insist on the exact same full face makeup on everything
40 0 ReplyObviously Lara has a professional stylist following her around the tombs to make sure her brows are on point.
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them tits have more than two polygons, so no, she's not my laura
25 0 ReplyMiss her Madonna look.
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Her face is no where near weird enough. The first Crystal Dynamics reboot trilogy (by which I mean the one before the 2013 reboot) tried to keep Lara consistent with promotional CGI renders for the PS1 games. Unfortunately those were made in the mid 90s and she looked like a bizarre putty version of Angelina Jolie
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These are the same people that go around calling people SJWs and snowflakes
46 0 ReplyNoooo why is she not wearing heaps of makeup for her tomb raids!!!!!
46 0 ReplyCovering myself in foundation to cool my body and become invisible to thermal goggles like that one scene in The Predator.
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42 0 ReplyOnly gamers can see a woman that looks like a supermodel and say she isn't 'femme' enough and is unremarkable.
Motherfuckers need to go outside and look at actual living human women.
40 0 ReplyThey tried that and the women requested they stop
12 0 ReplyI miss your old avatar pic already
Yet by saying that here it'd seem like I was pining for your ChapoTrapHouse version or something.
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Are these the same people who hate it when women take off their makeup after complaining about fake women?
I know the realism is just a fig leaf to enforce bullshit standards on female character depictions, but I'd love for a little consistency.
34 0 ReplyLower poly characters would allow for larger and more detailed worlds.
*runs away* Until next time!
33 0 Replyput your dick away walter
32 0 ReplyBut I've only half-measured it I need more time
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Look at that huge throbbing magazine
29 0 Replyher bra is too big on the right. the cup is collapsing.
27 0 ReplyThis cartoon person's makeup has changed and she's put on some kind of necklace. I am outraged
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26 0 ReplyThere is, it's this one
17 0 ReplyExcuse me, this is a board exclusive to very serious gamer discussions.
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Hexbear doesn't need circlejerk comms because every comm is it's own circlejerk comm.
9 0 ReplyY'all wouldn't be able to handle transgendercirclejerk, goes too hard
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They shrank her shoulders. Made her look soft
25 0 ReplyFucking gamers
24 0 ReplyI was all excited thinking I’d missed an announcement for a new Tomb Raider but not they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
23 0 Replythey’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
why
i thought lara croft's more of an
indiana jones-esquearcheologist+adventurer, not a fucking battle-hardened military soldier4 0 Replyall video games are asymptotically approaching Fortnite
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unremarkable
Uh, I would die if someone like that said something to me
21 0 ReplyAlso, I would have some comic book guy realisation that I had totally wasted my life if I was suddenly getting upset over a reboot of a game that came out almost three decades ago. Like, it really does not fucking matter at all...
21 0 ReplyThem: sees conventionally attractive femme person "She's so unremarkable!"
Have any of these people ever seen actual people?
18 0 Replyputting the words "femme" and quite possibly "butch" on the high shelf until twitter users can learn to behave
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8 0 ReplyIf only, will enable top shelf access for fourteen dollars and eighty-eight cents to make it even clearer what X is all about.
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Actually, by all means, they have my full blessing to lewd Lara Croft.
At least they're going awooga over an adult.
18 0 ReplyIt's a small blessing, yeah. At this point I'm just saying :IllAllowIt: compared to reactionaries wanting to drool over children.
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lara croft should be yassified at all times
17 0 Replythese people don't even know what a woman looks like
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14 0 Replyi'm more interested in another tomb raider game akin to the classics - lighthearted/wacky tomb raiding adventures
a la indiana jonesthan overly serious and overly dark shitlara can look however she wants
13 0 ReplyRight? Tomb Raider is a game about doing standing 20 foot flips while blazing away at endangered species with twin pistols that never need to be reloaded, not gritty wilderness survival!
7 0 Replyblazing away at endangered species
this is the only part of lara that's actually cringe, not how she "looks"
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10 0 ReplyNooooooooo don't make her look like a real woman
Left side design still seems to have eyeliner and eyebrow pencil so Lara still does her makeup before adventure time
2 0 ReplyWimmin need to be in a full face of makeup before they go on action-adventures 😡😤
2 0 Replyanytime a female character's design is even slightly tweaked to look more realistic.
Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that.
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