F) All of the above

Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like....10 minutes.

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that
- They actually have protocols where too many sonic porn artists are not allowed on the same flight to prevent just such a tragedy.
- They don't want to leave him alone on a Friday night.
- I've been laughing at this comment for two days now.

All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.

The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.
- Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it's furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

Why
- A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn't able to tell who the actual characters were in this story...? Is it a plane and another plane?
Sentient airplanes are such adorable creatures

This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.

This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?
- It would level the playing field.

Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.

Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp

I took it as bronies and furries work together on Linux distros, so you’re missing half the team, not the full team.
But most bronies I know are getting into the furry fandom, myself included.
It's delayed because it takes that long to make sure MLP is fully purged.
None of the chaos spawn may survive!
For the Emperor!

Definite arch territory.

Imagine the smell on that plane

"People who are different to me deserve to die"
- A comment that really stuck with me was when someone said "How people treat furries is a great way of finding out what kind of person they really are."
  Furries harm no one. In fact, they bring a lot of joy to a lot of people. At Toronto Pride the furries are one of the highlights of the parade. Kids absolutely love them; all these fun people in their animal costumes just out having a great time.
  But it's considered socially acceptable to mock them. Even among self-proclaimed leftists. And that tells you that those people would mock you too, for being queer, or black, or trans, if not for the fact that they had built an identity for themselves around being "the good guy."
  Find out how someone feels about furries, and you'll very quickly learn who are the performative progressives, and who are the real ones.

Sheesh, I thought being violently and angrily anti-furry was something people typically grow out of past the age of 14. Let people be who they want to be and quit being so judgy.
- You take shit too seriously.
owo
Whoa, judgy much?

/unjerk G, none of the above. Im so tired of this shitty meme. Get new material my god.

I am not going to UwU the shit out of you, and I'm only commenting so you can applaud my restraint.
- I applaud your god-like restraint