I'm actually all three.
- i can talk to you and see you are fine, so no reason to ask.
- helpful advice: don't fall down stairs
- Also, i'm curious, how did the floor taste?
don't see the problem here.
17 0 ReplyI'm "stop falling down the stairs."
If I'm feeling particularly generous, I'm "how can we make it so you stop falling down the stairs?"
12 0 ReplyI feel like 2 and 3 are the same type of friend
12 0 ReplyI feel like number 2 has more of the annoyed mom vibe ("stop being silly, we need to load the car up!") whereas number 3 is more like the guy that's rolling in the floor laughing while your bone is sticking out of your elbow.
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- Is the ground ok?
11 0 Reply"How's the ground state?" - my brain
5 0 Replywhy your brian bullying you
1 0 ReplyIt just reads what it wants 🤷
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“Hey, let’s get some handrails installed “ is a 4th type, but not funny, so - sorry, mods
4 0 ReplyMy family every single time: "y porque caminas así?" (Why would you walk like that?)
Bonus new one my mom came out with recently: "you should be careful"
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