Baldur's Gate 3 update finally lets short kings smooch Karlach (and other tall love interests)

Finally, smooch vindication for the lil' guys

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I asked Gale to show me some magic now that shithead Withers is telling everyone that Gale is my "bosom companion".
- When I got with Shadowheart brother was like, "I'm no longer the reason for that spark in your eye"
  
  YOU NEVER WERE MAN, I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS DOING MAGIC
  
  I have accidentally romanced many a bro in efforts to just hang out.
  
  Lmao yeah every NPC in my camp thinks we're soulmates now, I was just being nice!
  
  Are your party members Nice Guys™ who take any attention directed towards them as sexual interest, or is my Tav just a tease?
- Did you ask him to show you some magic or show you some magic?
I'm curious how it will go, because my character is a halfling, and I normally give Karlach an elixir of the colossus...
- Death by snu-snu?
  
  Nah, just keeping warm in the winter.
- You're going to need to pour some of that elixir down south...
"My Friends, you bow to no one."
Should've had her pick him up.
- Honestly. That’s the best solution so far 🤣

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