Wholesome until they get the $300 bill for it.
156 0 ReplyMoney may not be able to buy everything, but it can buy wholesome. I want more money now.
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Ok? I'm not a doctor, I have no idea what I'm looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
59 1 ReplyNo bones! Dino ain't got no bones dagnabit!
95 0 ReplyAll dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
31 0 ReplyNo internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
14 0 ReplyInsane theories: 1
Regular theories: a billion
8 0 ReplyWolfmans got nards!
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It appears to have misplaced its bones.
19 0 ReplySomeone stole them! Pretty sure I know who did it, I saw them in a museum
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Clinical Depression, a feeling of emptiness inside.
13 0 ReplyYou see that little crack in the chest? Dun broke a rib.
9 0 ReplyHis overall health did not increase after the dino was turned into oil which then got turned into plastic, which then got turned into a plastic dino.
It's actually a typical case, you rarely see dinos in good shape nowadays.
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When my dog was only about 1 year old, she stepped on a glass shard and cut up her paw. She needed stitches, so we went to the vet, and brought her favorite stuffed toy, which was a dog too.
The vet sewed her paw up, and bandaged the whole lower leg. And then proceeded to bandage up the stuffed dog too, so our dog would feel included.
40 0 ReplyThanks for that, much appreciated smile.
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That'll be $3999.95 please. Plus tip.
31 0 Reply... and here's your slightly irradiated kids toy back.
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