Science Memes @mander.xyz fossilesque @mander.xyz 6 mo. ago

Protons

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I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.
@fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :xq and :q! and watch the world burn
- :q! Is the only vim command I know pls don't do this to me. :,)
  
  I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...
- fun unsolicited vim fact: just :x works as save and quit
  
  Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.
unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues
- It's federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.
Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.
Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.
Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.
- As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).
  
  But surely with a higher mass, they'll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.
And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules
I wish everyone was addicted to crack
- That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez
  
  I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice
  
  You just need to work around da rulez
  
  Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.
  
  Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone's blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.
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- Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch
  
  noo timmy, you're still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!
  
  Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.
  
  LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?
I don't feel very positive about this idea.
@fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :xq is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.
- I :q! then nano lmao
- ZZ rules!
at risks

We need better AI to write this stuff.
- so now someone that's (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?
  
  Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.
Inaccurate format, mischaracterizes Cosmo and Wanda.
- Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid
- It's a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.
  
  Specifically that characterization is what I see as inaccurate. Wanda was wacky and irresponsible, too. Cosmo was just more of a ditz about it.
- YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!

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