Inside me there are two wolves
One of them is a queer communist
The other one is a queer anarchist
Both tell me to do crime
19 0 Replysame except mine got distracted making out with each other and stopped talking to me awhile back.
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puppy!
18 0 Replyinside me there are two wolfs
they are both lesbians
they are both part of the mafia
they are trying to kill each other
please send help
14 0 ReplyOur top researchers suggest sending in a funny rapping penguin to get them to stop fighting.
8 0 Replyhmm, instructions unclear, they are fucking now
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Would the wolves happen to be Italian
3 0 Replyumm yeah sure
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Inside you there are two wolves: you are going to jail for keeping endangered animals as pets.
12 0 ReplyInside you there are two wolves.
Both of them are part of your furry polycule.
You are all gay.
8 0 ReplyThe right coyote also has two noses for some reason
8 0 ReplyInside me are two cats
Both want lickable churros
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