making fun of windows is our most treasured tradition

But you haven't clicked yes on any of the offers yet...

Let's set up your subscription to your own hardware! Continue / remind me later?
- Would you like to back up your folders to OneDrive?
  It would be a shame if something were to happen to your files!

Without windows and macos, we would all be divided on what is the better distro, but thanks to shitty corpo trash, we can unite to hate them together. Fuck windows!

Ubuntu could have taken windows spot
- They are nowhere near close to windows

You WILL set up Cortana or you WILL be put through the Setup Wizard

My wife started joking about " if I update it at this point it's gonna brick it" and I laughed so hard because she's not even an IT person

Due to all the registry and group policy changes I've made to decrapify Windows, I'm legitimately worried that every major update will brick my install. Luckily so far they've only make it worse in the ways that Microsoft intended.

"New device detected: mouse. Please wait…"

But the mouse is already working dude.

At least it doesn't make us restart afterwards anymore.
- "Mouse movement detected, please restart for changes to take effect."

Anyone remember the early Windows 10 update that booted back up with a black screen that said "Don't Panic"?

That was the most panic inducing moment I've ever had with any PC.

I remember reading a post from some person who struggled with hallucinations and was absolutely creeped out when that large, semi-ominous text appeared on their laptop screen out of nowhere lol. Then again, this was on rddit, 97% chance they were making it up for upvotes.
- I'm (well, I like to think I'm) a very stable person, and it freaked me right out.

Boss/teacher: Is your project ready to present yet?

Linux user, still tweaking colors and theme options in their DE after 4 years: Let me finish setting up my device!

I wonder what I’ve said no to more all-time - Microsoft’s spy- and bloatware or the YouTube tv free trial.

Winrar licensing
- STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Heard you loud and clear. Maybe Later it is then.

Yeah but have you had these new ads for 4 years?

i plan to move to linux very very soon but winaero tweaker can take care of most of this stuff in windows

…still insane that it exists at all though. especially with the only options being continue and remind me in 3 days

"Let's check this one off the list." Bitch I only installed you to play The Void. One more peep out of you and you're derezzed.

The Void
Why though? That looks like an XP era game. Does it not work with proton?
- Ran into a game breakinf bug on linux. Maybe they patched it by now, but I doubt it.

Jesus, I don't miss that shit. Now, it has to be something way the hell out in left field to not be picked up and installed silently. linux-firmware ftw

Windoof on my computer got an update last week. I wonder when it's done. /j

(But seriously, it took almost the whole evening.)

I wouldn’t know

I admit to being old and out of touch, but why is this meme a sandwich?

The original meme template, to my knowledge, was something along the lines of "People be like "Subway sucks". Bro, you made the sandwich." and then it was tweaked a little, tweaked a little more, tweaked a little more and we ended up with this and even more absurd versions.
- Thank you!
A while ago I saw this meme about the exact experience you're having right now. We've come full circle lol.
- This warms my heart! Thanks.
Original
- TIL "My brother in christ" is use as a replacement from Nigga.
  Thanks for the link.