I want to exit, help!
I want to exit, help!
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Damn, I guess you need a new phone.
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I've been telling myself that for a while.
I guess it's time now.
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You don't exit Vim. Only Vim exits you.
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There should be a hardware reset pin hole somewhere near the place where PIN/SD cards are placed. It was designed specifically for VIM users. Hold it with a narrow object.
EDIT: typo
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I'm stealing this forever. Thank you.
I solemnly swear to explain "it's for Vim users" every time I speak of those little pin reset buttons in the future.
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Obviously, you need to feed the cow first!
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Too late. You'll need a new phone.
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I've learned a few new commands now.
:edials an existing contact, and:wsaves contact information.:q!is super useful for hanging up on robo-callersI think this thing could work... I dub it the vimphone!
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Click the home button?
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Force stop the app!! Turn off the phone!! Throw it into Mordor! Its literally the only way
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In my experience, computers and other devices that have been properly repaired with a sledgehammer never break again.
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I sense that the creature Golum may yet have some part to play before the end of this journey.
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- Connect to Laptop
- Start adb
- Flash phone
- Install [distro]
- Profit
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This is your life now.
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Press Escape
Type :q!
Press enter
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Added context.
ESC exits Insert mode (or any other mode you are in)
: tells vim you are entering a command
q is the command for quit
! tells vim for force quit (without saving)
Alternatively, :wq will write (save) the file then quit.
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First: press escape
Then type
:!killall -s KILL vim -
Pull the power cord? Let the battery run out?
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LOOK DOWN
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Is this real ? 😂
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Try it to find out!
- Install Termux from F-Droid
- Open Termux, and run
pkg install gvim. You might have to add the xorg repo - it will tell you what to do if you try runningvim - Launch
vim - You can checkout any time you like but you can never leave....
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On some devices you can hold the back key to kill the foreground app.
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Type: nano
You could use Hackers KB which has the Ctrl keys, Esc, etc.
If you turn off the Accessibility button on the bottom right, you can switch between keyboards easily too.
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Remove the batteryWait, you can't do that these days...With enough height, any drop would do. 😎 Follow me for more shitty advice.
That begs the question of whether the terminal velocity of a phone is enough to eject the battery.
Unless the height you're dropping it from is on Jupiter
I'm 6 feet 2 inches. Would that be high enough?
Too late. Removed batteries, now car doesn't start ☹️
Not yet