What's stopping Trump from selling his hair and bathwater like the cult leader of Aum Shinrikyo did?
What's stopping Trump from selling his hair and bathwater like the cult leader of Aum Shinrikyo did?
Oh no are we going to get a qanon sarin gas attack on like times square or something if Trump loses?
- no hair
- no baths
He can do a bath special for his followers and like livestream it on twitch like the girls in bikinis do then he can sell the bath water, easy couple hundo mil right there.
Sarin gas attack but carried out with all the competence of Jan 6
Some bozo trips on his shoelace in an elevator and he drops the string-of-pearls nerve gas bomb.
Tbf that kinda counts for the original sarin attack too iirc
Samson from the Bible
Trump is not enough of a gamer girl,
Trump can't jump using only his butt
Bro ain’t hot much hair left to sell
the smell
His personal disgust with it.
If he doesnt win were getting a sarin gas attack or something funny like that
He could do it and not even commit to it, just use tap water and cuttings from a wig.