Microblog Memes @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 2 wk. ago

You can't just throw that out there...

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Haha, this is now the only scene I’ve ever watched from that movie, and I’m gonna tell myself that its about his passion for carpentry.
- Lol yea. Thanks to that it's canon.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Type into Google "did Jesus in..."

And it immediately completed "did Jesus invent the table."

What the absolute fuck.

Thread about this from the year the movie came out:

https://uk.religion.christian.narkive.com/6ZmATbTQ/jesus-invented-the-dining-table
- Just casually writing him like Marty McFly.
  
  "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."
... Were tables shorter back then?
- Most were, in the mid east, Asia, even Rome, etc. People would eat on short tables while sitting on the ground and reclining on pillows.
  
  Sounds much nicer, actually.
- Not really, no.
  
  Old person detected
He needed it to pose for a picture with the boys.
He was a carpenter
- People like to interpret things with a modern lense. The translation of his job title might be carpenter, and people then go "ok, what does a carpenter do nowadays - builds chairs and tables, right". But the word being translated is more aking to "builder", a construction carpenter, a mason, something along those lines.
  
  In German, those professions actually have different names. The furniture maker is a Schreiner or Tischler (lit. "tablerer"), while the builder is called Zimmermann (lit. "room man").
  
  The German bible correctly identifies Jesus as a Zimmermann.

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