The Onion @midwest.social graham1 @lemmy.world 2 mo. ago

Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home

thehardtimes.net Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home

Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully protesting genocide by knocking around his teenage children who were trying to avoid him.

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Satire is supposed to exaggerate
- It's hard these days for Onion writers.
  
  Their russian colleagues look like they've already gave up. It's hard to joke at reality when the reality itself is a joke.
Yummy.

I won't eat that onion, but I love them for baiting the hook.
Don't forget their spouse. They love that practice.
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