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Pussy: 5/10
Pussy with rice: 10/10
49 4 ReplyWith respect, I’d prefer the redditisms to die with Reddit :p
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28 3 ReplyWith respect you can just fuck off and keep your shit opinions to yourself. Thanks.
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14 4 ReplyNo way, that kid is a legend
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I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha
33 2 Replyis there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself
8 0 ReplyDislodges rice from mouth, it's uncooked!
3 0 ReplyNature's slow cooker...
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Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award
6 0 ReplyYour comment is my reward my guy. Cheers
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Nut rice, gawd
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"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."
22 0 Reply"Accidentally"
20 0 ReplyPreferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.
Works every time.
6 3 ReplyWhy?
3 1 ReplyWhy not? 🤷
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Omg, Ick. Lol
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