Lancashire town locked down ‘after grenade donated to heritage centre’

A spokesperson for Lincolnshire police

whymst the fuck are the police from the literal oposite side of the country chiming in? pigs be like "yeah, i could find your bike OR i could go on a roadtrip to talk about bombs someone else is already dealing with 🥰"

At least it wasn’t the toys for tots bin.

'S heritage, innit?