askchapo @hexbear.net MaoTheLawn [any, any] @hexbear.net 11 mo. ago

I'm going to a forest themed party in the woods, but I can't decide on an outfit... Any funny ideas?

Feel free to answer as jokingly or as serious as you like

The stranger/more creative the better

feel free to add a leftist twist

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Full wizard or druid get up with the robes and walking staff, it's a must.
- Druids and wizards are definitely on the cards
Communist Lorax

edit: carry an AK, "i speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. I shoot for the trees, for the trees have no thumbs."
- No trees will be harmed if the Lorax is armed
Tree hugger. But with like one of those "free hugs" signs. You're the tree.
Winnie the Pooh. Red shirt, no pants (depends on the vibe)
- lol
raccoon
it would take entirely too much effort to pull off but my first thought was the faun from Pan's Labyrinth
- yeah I thought of that too but yeah too hard to make
  
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As a tree.

Possible names:

Forest Worldist

An Ascended Vegan

Barxist Leninist

A Guillotine in the Making

A Branch Viridian

More names to come
A ghillie suit.
- definitely considering it, even as part of a different costume
  
  if my social battery runs out I can just blend into the foliage
  
  Exactly! Find a clearing and lay it out for a quick nap.
  
  IRA operative in a ghillie suit
bigfoot
go as a tree disguised as a lumberjack and then walk around whistling innocently
Really depends on the crowd and goal, I'd think. You got your horror characters like Jason and Texas Chainsaw dude. Pretty much any fairytale character. Could get the bear fucker costume from Super Troopers. Could be a leftist Guerilla. Could be a nudist. Idk.
- More of an ethereal vibe like living trees and shrooms and fairies and moons and all that stuff
  
  I usually go as something dumb that only technically fits the vibe though
The pope or a bear
- A bear wearing a popes hat
  
  This has layers.
Go as a garden gnome
Bigfoot
- get people to take pics with me
  
  sneak into the background of as many pics as you can
  
  And what would fit into a spooky forest theme better than a cryptid?
One of these little mushroom guys from Dark Souls
Get a Star Trek outfit and go as Dr. Bones McCoy! Get it? DeForest Kelley?..

I'll see myself out
Could go with a Cthulhu cultist.
You 100% must go as big foot.
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