Dammit

Is this what it's like being straight?

Not in my experience. I've never dated anyone that wants to take care of me like I'm a helpless child.
- Liking to take care of partners that have "weakness moments" is problematic?
- in my experience, mothers dont care for their children anyway, ayyy
This isnt all that weird if she wants to have kids with him. Wanting to be his mom is weird. Usually he wants his mom and she wants her dad. Or someone defined in relation to their parents.
Straight and white in burgerland.
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Was just about to comment this

I didn’t learn to wash my penis until mother showed me

I mean, if your mom is the one bathing you as a child she damn well better teach you to wash your dick.
- Pence calls his wife mother.

Dire Straights

The only affection people experience for a while is through familial relations so I feel like young people (as in the pic) just use these terms as short hand while learning about things. I think explicit incest fetish is a leap of an assumption.

fetishes aren't in a separate sphere from socially acceptable "healthy" relationships and desires, but rather exaggerated manifestations of them

Ma'am I know your bf is probably (statistically, even) a manchild who'd throw a fit if asked to do chores, and I'm glad you're happy but I dunno if you should be supporting what could be malicious incompetence ✨

Most twitter ass comment I've made

Was Sigmund Freud right about everything? In this essay I will...

Oh shit when I first wrote this comment I didn't see the bottom half of the meme lol.

Many of his theories on human psychology are wrong but fully apply to fredo psychology
- occasionally when hes right its for the wrong reasons
he was right about a lot of things, and the things he was wrong about still led to interesting insights that were right. people just hate him because the subject matter is frequently uncomfortable (and also the man himself was, like nearly every theorist of the 19th century, a complete freak)
- Honestly I'm so jokerifed and deep in ironic nihilism at this point that I think unresolved Oedipus complexes could probably explain the majority of weird behaviour in society.

no

Hmmmm

Aside from a few moments in the boudoir, this is just kind of

Whats a boudoir
- The voluptuary's abode

I'm so glad I'm past that age where being a pathetic manchild is in any way acceptable. It makes dating so much easier when I pretty much always pass the first date sniff test.

Dating in your thirties is mad easy, just not be insane
- Yeah, it's so much more chill than my 20s. People care way less about superficial things like taste in music and way more about mutual compatibility.