On the one hand, fascists play them. On the other hand, when fascists stop playing them...
29 0 ReplyThe black keys on a piano are called "accidentals" implying that they were a mistake.
They come in sharp (dangerous), double sharp (super predator), flat (lazy), and natural (noble savage).
Piano definitely fash confirmed.
22 0 Replyalso fascist dont die , as long as they keep playing ..
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Are Chinese people fascist? 8 is a lucky number, and 88 is double lucky.
17 0 ReplyCCP revisionist fascist confirmed?????? Deng Xiaoping did this 😡😡😡 /s
7 0 Replyin the 90s there was a lot of concern that chinese-made pogs were actually secret nazi propaganda because some had the number 88 printed on them
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The piccolo is the most fascist instrument. Every leftist knows this.
17 0 Replytake that back
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and don't even get me started on the C major / A minor scale. only playing the white keys? yeah, I know what that's all about
17 0 ReplyA neonazis favourite scale? A minor
uh oh
25 0 ReplyPlaying guitar is great because you can talk about fingering A minor and nobody bats an eye.
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D Dorian, E Phrygian, F Lydian, G Mixolydian, and B Locrian: nothing to see here
11 0 ReplyNon of those words are in my tabs books. (They actually are, I just don't know what they mean.)
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But what if you're strictly playing fortissimo? Just absolutely wailing on the bastards
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To give pianos credit, the black keys being sharp indicate that they're acknowledging scholarly, clever, and knowledgeable people of color. As a black "genius", I got to support that kind of representation!
16 0 ReplyThe black keys are intelligent and will cut you
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14 0 Replyis mayonnaise fascist >
14 0 ReplyModern pianos are Italian, therefore it is a fascist instrument
13 0 ReplyI knew someone was gonna beat me to the punch here
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Honestly what ISN'T fascist?
10 0 ReplyI heard Joe isn't fascist
4 0 Replyjoe mama gottem
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:adorno-shining:
...I can't believe we don't have a single Adorno emoji. If he was alive he would be part of the anti-slop aktion wing of Hexbear
10 0 Reply:the thread
10 0 ReplyOne of the reasons I kept my 61-key and bought a guitar instead of an 88
7 0 ReplyMeanwhile the year is 2022 and western liberals are banning Rachmaninoff.
6 0 ReplyMe getting an 88 on an exam
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