are pianos fascist?
are pianos fascist?
88 keys? kinda sus if you ask me...
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The black keys on a piano are called "accidentals" implying that they were a mistake.
They come in sharp (dangerous), double sharp (super predator), flat (lazy), and natural (noble savage).
Piano definitely fash confirmed.
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also fascist dont die , as long as they keep playing ..
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Are Chinese people fascist? 8 is a lucky number, and 88 is double lucky.
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CCP revisionist fascist confirmed?????? Deng Xiaoping did this 😡😡😡 /s
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in the 90s there was a lot of concern that chinese-made pogs were actually secret nazi propaganda because some had the number 88 printed on them
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The piccolo is the most fascist instrument. Every leftist knows this.
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take that back
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and don't even get me started on the C major / A minor scale. only playing the white keys? yeah, I know what that's all about
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But what if you're strictly playing fortissimo? Just absolutely wailing on the bastards
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To give pianos credit, the black keys being sharp indicate that they're acknowledging scholarly, clever, and knowledgeable people of color. As a black "genius", I got to support that kind of representation!
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The black keys are intelligent and will cut you
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is mayonnaise fascist
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Modern pianos are Italian, therefore it is a fascist instrument
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I knew someone was gonna beat me to the punch here
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Honestly what ISN'T fascist?
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I heard Joe isn't fascist
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joe mama gottem
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:the thread -
One of the reasons I kept my 61-key and bought a guitar instead of an 88
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Meanwhile the year is 2022 and western liberals are banning Rachmaninoff.
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Me getting an 88 on an exam
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On the one hand, fascists play them. On the other hand, when fascists stop playing them...