When your girl so high she mangles the movie quote with an illogical and objectively unsexy misappropriation of your heritage but you don't say shit because she Bevved up and you about to see titty

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For the record: I'm disgusted that I came up with this.
- Nah nah, FR though, mayo is low key awesome on fries
  
  Isn't mayo on fries the default option once you're an adult?
  
  Dry gulch all the way. The few and far between exceptions I make are for house made catsup and whiskey peppercorn sauce.
- ConcernedApe let's you drink mayo with the release of Stardew Valley patch 1.6.
  
  (I do, just not my thing)
- What? Mayo and fries is awesome.
  Ketchup is for hot dogs
  
  Nah, that ain't me. A fry is only worthy if it can be enjoyed sans sauce.
  
  Just put both on 'em.
  Pommes Schranke ist great!
- New Sexy Time line unlocked!
- Pommes frites in mayo, this is the way. Without this, they never would have gotten back together and had that second bebe
To this day I can't believe that the first regular episode after the pilot was a story about the crew acting out of character. We didn't even get to really know the characters by then. What a weird decision.
- Sex sells, even in the future
  
  Well, not just the sex, just all the sorts of "out of character" behaviors which were pushed before people would even have settled into feeling what "in character" feels like. Heck, before the writers and actors really settled into the long term "in character" would even be like, for example Picard softened up quite a bit to be a much more likeable character. Sure it was obvious that things were "off", but if the audience knew the characters better, it might have had more impact.
“she Bevved up”💯💯💯
- Them candle fumes get her motor runnin'
  
  She need a cafe and crOISAHN stat
Eat you… six at a time? That may be against regulations.
- Just delete the program when you leave the holodeck
"Mary, I desperately wish to make love to a school boy."
She was turned on by Picard almost as much as she was by a space ghost.
Super squeaky cheese curds and beef gravy‽
- Jawa21, are you from Canadia? Omg poutine is amazing, it's like the next natural evolutionary step of the fried potato. Has to have cheese curds, I've learned. I've had it with regular cheese before, and is that sacrilege? It tastes like sacrilege to me. Anyway yes fricken poutine is amaaaazing
  
  Poutine with regular cheese is like making wine with Welch's grapefruit juice. It gets the job done, it's cheap but it tastes like prune juice.
  Good Canadian poutine is with passable cheese curds and a cheaply made gravy from a box
  True peak gourmet poutine is a Quebecois Poutine with rich cheese curds, heavy hot flavorful homemade beef gravy with fresh cut potatoes thickly sliced and fried to a golden brown.
  Oh god .... I haven't had a good Quebec Poutine since last summer!!!
  
  Nah, I'm actually from just a bit north of Atlanta. However, I watch a lot of Canadian media - mainly thanks to LoadingReadyRun. I finally had poutine here about 2 years ago. It took more effort than it sounds like because cheese curds are not easily come by here, and when you find them they're expensive.

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