Thank you, the bureaucratic shitstorm will be over soon, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE. They say that there ARE NO tear ducts or paper pushing p'tagh there! I'm applying for residency!
That is exactly what today has been. Q, dropping into my tub. But it's over. Thank God, it's over. Now I'm the guy in the garden tub
No, Eddie, no! The jokes that made BHC a classic aren't allowed any more!
Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....
The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.
My chickens won't touch them , but will greedily eat all other garden dwellers, caterpillars, grubs, etc. 1/10, defective hens, should I turn them into tendies?
Yeah, Cat needs to show some respect, but that looks like an image of a cat printed on a package of something. Uncanny valley.
I had a dog that liked to use her front teeth to nip off rosebuds just before they opened. RIP delicate destroyer of green stuff. Pour one out for a real one.
Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.
And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.
Oof, just saw that ep for the first time, it was like sparkly tinsel between my teeth.
No. Be all the way sorry, although pizza memes are a bonus of 1 HP, bringing your HP to...dice clatter....1 HP. You are conscious.
I haven't seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241
> cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231 > > > cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231
> cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288
> They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.
Forgive me, I can't post any images directly from Firefox/Android version of Lemmy and don't know htf to use image hosting yet. I want all of the Best Brains to come together for a moment of reflection. I just saw the episode of TOS in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy put their lives on the line against T'Pring the Spicy Senorita in a game of Horny Death Chess. Please, reflect: who would choose Stonn over Spock? Real estate and post code swagger worth having to "consort" with someone who is not your equal socially, aesthetically or intellectually? Was Stonn playing the long game to move up the social ladder? Was there a "Downton"-esque world of servants and farmers back on Spock's estates, just praying that T'Pring didn't take over The Manor?
AI interpreting images, yawn. AI interpreting language, what a trip! All credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe, of course.
Frakkin amazing image of a black pearl by @chrisfrancois on Nightcafe. We need more art like this on Nightcafe. NOT my work, credit to chrisfrancois.
Happy New Year to all my Bloomers. May the Dandelion Republic live forever. ::theme music plays::: What should our theme be?
Opus cuddling a melon crayon. I ganked this from social media and look at the crisp perfection of this strip at least a couple times a year. Hope you enjoy.
I don't even live in Oklahoma any more and only lived in Norman very briefly in the oughts. Therefore, I am the point man on this. Any one who misses making fun of Oklahoma and maybe even misses the state just a little bit, this one's for you. You are not alone. Remember to call your grandma or grandma-adjacent today. It's okay to admit that you might want to trade your original in for a cuddlier, less judgemental update. Maybe it wasn't fresh cookies and mumus on the lanai [or seriously, emotional availability] or other things you needed. The beauty of this life God has given us is that we can adopt grandma-adjacents, old people who inspire us, into our lives any time we like. You can take yours to the Wallsmart or the hair salon and mock people together. The world is wide and there are old people out there who will happily hang out on the lanai with you. Holy Advent and Merry Christmas, keep it between the mayonnaise and the mustard, i.e., keep moving/don't give up. You were born for hope, not for despair. We still have Bill Murray.
Fascinating and based article from Scientific American on why it will be difficult to conceive babies in space and carry a pregnancy successfully. I didn't know that International Space Station astronauts lose that much bone density from microgravity during their stay. For an adult in his or her thirties or forties, that might be too much mineral to get back, even with ideal health and reconditioning regimens after getting home. Women with osteoporosis have prescription drugs they can take to slow down this type of mineral loss, do we even know how those work in microgravity?
Find Amish bulk food stores, grocery stores, and market locations near you using our simple locator tools including an interactive map, filter by state, or search by state, city, or Amish store name. Buy high-quality foods (groceries) in bulk or furniture from an Amish store that is in your home sta...
There's much more to bulk shopping for staples than the big box stores. EZ Prepping has a searchable directory of stores and markets, so you can shop like a stone cold Mennonite saver. Things I've noticed about shopping at Amish or Mennonite stores: 1.) Many are not listed online, you have to find them in the local paper or word of mouth. That's how I found "Sunny Gardens" in Lamar, MO. 2.) Call before you go, as many of them change their hours based on seasons and stock availability. These are mostly family-run, small places. If Grandma is at her heart appointment and can't man the cash register, then that's it for the day. 3.) Bring your own shopping bags. 4.) Less packaging on everything. They buy in bulk and re-sell most items in smaller packaging labeled and sold by weight. 5.) Take your time shopping, they're also selling chickens, nursery stock and a bunch of other stuff, they'll get to you when they can. Again, family-run. 6.) Bring cash, these are low volume places and the credit card transaction fees, IF they take credit cards, might be punitive for the owners. 7.) There might be a minimum charge to use a debit or credit card. 8.) There probably won't be a public bathroom. 9.) You will meet cool people who know how to raise their own food. The ladies at Sunny Gardens didn't mind being asked about hyperlocal gardening stuff- climate, planting dates, soil, what works and what doesn't. Asking "what is worth my time to grow around here?" can unlock a wealth of experience and information. Don't just go by books, Rodale Press doesn't know shit about what to grow in Missouri or Kansas and I'm calling them out, right here, right now. Rodale, you are not the be all and end all. There are neatly dressed old ladies in kerchiefs who will tell you how it is.
REPOST MEME. When I used auto complete at login to fill in my email addy, I broke Jerboa and had to uninstall. Downloading Connect instead. I use the Play Store, because I need gratification without actually finding a solution. I reported this to the admins. LEMMY IN ARRRGH I'VE GOT FOMO YOU OWE ME DOPAMINERGIC BLISS
She hadn't let water touch her perm in decades, except at the salon. She loved her possibly immortal cat and watching real estate flipping shows. She wore a ton of makeup, only "Merle Norman" brand. I know you're busy, but call your grandma today. (Calling someone else's grandma is ok, too.)
A Ukrainian sniper with the call sign Lucky told 1843 magazine that he almost died in the battle of Mariupol last year.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave die only once. Call your babushka, let her know you love her. [Auto- Translated, please forgive if it's lacking]: Боягуз гине тисячею смертей, хоробрі вмирають лише один раз. Зателефонуйте своїй бабушці, дайте їй зрозуміти, що ви її любите.
A Ukrainian sniper with the call sign Lucky told 1843 magazine that he almost died in the battle of Mariupol last year.
The story of a man, a man, perhaps, on par with the legendary Lawnchair Larry. Let us dance the dance of life while Z rounds fall around us.
A Ukrainian sniper with the call sign Lucky told 1843 magazine that he almost died in the battle of Mariupol last year.
Glorious non credible story of a man who WOULD NOT BE 360NOSCOPED.
“After a period of silence, Prigozhin made himself heard again via a long audio message. A summary: ➡️The reason of our march was that Wagner would be disbanded on July 1st ➡️We started to protest to bring justice to those that made huge mistakes during this ‘special operation’. ➡️We regret that we ...
So what the heckin heck, my delegates? Any chance at all that this catering company owner recorded while NOT having his hand pressed to the flattop in his own kitchen? He says he's alive, his friends say he's alive, the Geiger counter taped to his head is overclocking.
“After a period of silence, Prigozhin made himself heard again via a long audio message. A summary: ➡️The reason of our march was that Wagner would be disbanded on July 1st ➡️We started to protest to bring justice to those that made huge mistakes during this ‘special operation’. ➡️We regret that we ...
Prighozin tries to show proof of life with an audio-only message. He's never heard of deepfakes, he's just the caterer.
Simple, clean doomsday clock for Reddit, so we can grieve. Farewell, opening share price. Farewell, venture capitalists. Farewell, Huffman's hopes to run his own North Korea. Why the pic? Because sometimes rotting squirrel is all there is to eat and we've got to make the best of it. The squirrel is Reddit and the turtle is us. Artist Credit: @relected
This is getting hilarious
How do you properly conjugate "Reddit" in Latin? First, you need to know if the proper noun, "Reddit", is male or female and base the conjugation of the verbs in the sentence on its gender , just as in Spanish or French. Reddito? As in "Carthago Delenda Est"? At first, it seemed easy to just use "Reddito", since Carthage was a city and Reddit is a community of sorts. The I realized that Reddit is no longer a community, but a hostage situation. What gender to use, then? Surely the ancient Near Eastern peoples had camps where they held captives or hostages during negotiations. Hostage trading was big business for them. My father in law is a retired Latin teacher, maybe he can help me parse this out.
