1y ago

Vice President of Russian energy company dies 'suddenly' of suicide

www.euronews.com

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Did he criticize Boeing, or was this just regular russian mafia stuff
- There's a difference?
I wish a few words were removed.
~~Vice~~ President of Russia ~~n energy company~~ dies 'suddenly' of suicide
- As far as I'm concerned you can strike 'of suicide' too
  
  And suddenly
The poor, desperate man beat himself up, then bound his hands behind his back, knelt to the ground, and shot himself in the back of the head five times, before throwing himself out of a window. Such a tragic Russian suicide.
- These jokes never get old
  
  Like Putin's opponents
One more for the wiki article.
Tbf I rather die than live in Russia too
Better than dying gradually of suicide?
- I mean, some people get suicided out of a window, which ist still better than being suicided by torture...
  
  @Tiptopit @Nougat
  It's not suicide. It's just clumsiness.
- Carbon monoxide?
  
  Carbon Monoxide 🤢😡👎
  Nitrogen 😇🥱👍
'Suicide'
A lot of that going round lately.
Did he shoot himself in the back of the head four times?
- And then threw himself out a window.
  
  @ikidd @ohlaph
  In Russia the window comes to you.
I feel like Ukraine ought to claim these kills by proxy. After all it was your actions which convinced Putin to kill Russian leaders for you.
It seems this will get played off as if catching a case of "suicide" is like having a head cold. How far off the mark would some official statement about it be from: "This is a totally normal occurrence and happens from time to time. It's probably not contagious and there is nothing to worry about. Some people just happen to have worse symptoms and stronger reactions than others if they do catch it. Here are some safety guidelines to avoid catching it yourself..."
Looks like it’s catching.
@Five
He was found hanged but it was just an unfortunate accident.
He was practicing his knot tying skills.

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