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I guess in retrospect it is a bit weird that Naughty Dog put furry waifus with big bouncy boobs in their children's kart racing game

With the whole Yuzu thing going on I decided it'd be a great time to acquire some more Switch games and finally tried the CTR remake after hoping for years a PC port would come out. Thank you Nintendo for allowing my PC dreams to come true owl-wink

I don't know why but they completely fucked up the difficulty. I started playing Classic Adventure mode and spent over an hour trying to beat the second race in the game. I could swear the original wasn't this difficult so I jumped into that really quick and proceeded to beat the first three races in one try. Classic my ass angery

As you can probably guess, the podium girls did not make it into the remake, which I remember hearing caused a lot of pronounjak-rage at the time.

They were instead toned down and turned into unlockable racers. Turns out that they and the VAST majority of the game's other new characters are only available through some bullshit online shop which means they will become unattainable in a year or two. Luckily this was easily fixed with a couple of cheat files.

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  • As you can probably guess, the podium girls did not make it into the remake, which I remember hearing caused a lot of pronounjak-rage at the time

    Chuds really go: "The woke is why I can't jerk it to video game pixels!!! frothingfash "

    Very cringe

  • the podium girls did not make it into the remake, which I remember hearing caused a lot of pronounjak-rage

    Sorry, were gamer chuds getting enraged about the game not having... big booba furry waifus...? thonk

  • Turns out that they and the VAST majority of the game's other new characters are only available through some bullshit online shop which means they will become unattainable in a year or two.

    Square did this with the new Chocobo Racing game and I'm still annoyed with it lol

    • Was that game even any good? I remember liking the original when I played it as a kid.

      Also, I assume you could just cheat those in as well if it came out on PC or Switch party-sicko

      • I never played it after I heard about the in-game purchases lol. Loved the PS1 game, though!

        Also, I assume you could just cheat those in as well if it came out on PC or Switch

        I think it's on Switch. Might be worth trying!

  • yeah they did not need the jiggle physics

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