Memes @lemmy.ml Like A Duck @programming.dev 1 yr. ago

My older sister would always get so annoyed when I would do this, especially with the drinks

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1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.
- I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
  
  My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂
- You split, I pick. This is the way.
true story

Shit, this one i didnt miss at all
- Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme
  
  Attempted comedy homicide
Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌
Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.
- Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?
  
  If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.
My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch
When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄
- ?
I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.
And that kids is How I Met Your Memer
You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.
Swear

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