Lactose intolerant rule

I knew this guy. He always wanted to suck my Schlong or f with me. Told him i ain't gay. He replied he neither, he just finds vaginas disgusting (Women in general, Vaginas just being the "most disgusting" part) and schlongs beautiful, hence it's not gay at all. He just prefers guys coz they have said dingdongs.

Told him that was somehow very gay. He got really really really pissed at me for hinting he might be gay. He hates gays and find them repulsive. It was at this point that i realized, he verbally held me hostage. How to reply to that? I didn't know.

EDIT: That wasn't a joke or satire, he was dead-serious about it. That level of cognitive dissonance is hard to find, even in religious people :-)

There are men that present as straight, have wives, and occasionally engage in gay sex.

Lactose curious is a thing, one of my coworkers will have dairy on special occasions and plans for the aftermath

A few colleagues would make drinking games of shenanigans like this.

I even know couples who have set up tinders for each other and see who can get the most matches or starters.

It may indirectly affect the other users experiences unfortunately.

I've ran into cis women on Grindr. My mom called them the super non-PC term "fag hags." That's the bad F word for those on Lemmy World cuz I'm pretty sure that word is censored on that instance.

Definitely bi, or the autist in me wants to believe this man is lonely for male companionship/friendship and doesn’t know where to get it

Plot twist: they're bisexual

Fag Hag?

Is he wrong?