Jennifer Lawrence

Wait that's not Jennifer Lawrence, that's Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
- Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
  
  I did now.

It took me a minute, they really resemble each other pretty closely. She probably gets confused with Bismarck alot. I bet people are telling her all the time, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Otto von Bismarck?" and everytime she has to pretend like it's the first time she's ever heard that and thank them for the compliment, but inside she's like, "Goddamnit."

No, those are 3 paintings and one photo of Otto von Bismarck, you silly Billy!
- What if someone takes a picture of a painting? (It's a strange scenario, I know.)
  
  Still not a photo of Bismarck but a photo of a painting

You should have put at least one actual picture of Otto Von Bismarck alongside these pictures of Jennifer Lawrence to fool us.

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

Also, not all of them are photos.
- A photo of a painting is still a photo
  
  Well, a photo of painting is clearly NOT a photo of Jennifer Lawrence.

what a punchable face
- Not enough people recognize that the guy who directly enabled two world wars deserves a punch in the face
  
  What? How? Many say had Bismarck lived long enough, he could have prevented the First World War. He orchestrated the Scramble for Africa to prevent another war of European empires with each other. But that being said, he could have prevented a war at the expense of non-European nations. Bismarck is a boon for Europe but not for the rest of the world.

Ahhh uncle Otto. We always just called him Von he hated it but was a good sport.

- Ruined Germany? More like created it. He also invented the social security we use in Europe until today, since he recognised social unequality as an issue. To quote him:
  The social insecurity of the worker is the real cause of their being a peril to the state.
  The whole matter centres in the question, Is it the duty of the State, or is it not, to provide for its helpless citizens? I maintain that it is its duty, that it is the duty not only of the “Christian State,” as I ventured once to call it when speaking of “practical Christianity,” but of every State.
  Bismarck also wanted to avoid something like WW1. He was a strong believer in maintaining good relationship with the Tzarist Russia, because he was very concerned of Germany being encircled in a conflict.