So.. Is this satire, or is it for real? It's getting harder and harder to tell..
61 3 ReplyPretty sure it's sarcasm based on the correct grammar, spelling and proper use of social context but like you said it's impossible to tell for sure
120 0 ReplyLets not pretend tons of well educated and otherwise privileged people aren't anti-vaxxers.
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Maybe it's Maybelline
8 0 ReplyYou can laugh at how ridiculous it is either way.
4 0 ReplyIt's AI
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Autistic Bond is actually an amazing idea.
36 1 ReplyWasn't that the whole idea behind The Accountant?
33 1 ReplySounds like they didn't
puts sunglasses on
Account for it.
15 1 ReplyWait, I thought that was Johnny English...
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30 1 ReplyThe link on that website doesn't work for me.
7 0 ReplyFor some reason the website isn't using https. Your browser may warn about that, but since you aren't doing anything important with it it's okThe link on the website is dead, not the website itself. I get it now.
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Autistic James Bond. Sounds way better, ngl.
28 1 ReplyAutistic James Bond would probably be a physicist working for CERN.
12 1 ReplyBond is, traditionally, racist and misogynist. Throw in autism and he'd be a 4chan regular
22 2 ReplyAutistic James Bond would have a martini with fifteen directions including, but not limited to the number of ice cubes in the shaker and the length of time to shake it. Autistic James Bond, you see, would know that stirring a martini is all wrong.
9 0 ReplyGordon Freeman?
7 0 ReplySo, Gordon Freeman then.
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Especially if he still gets all the chicks. That's a trope I want to see realized.
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Maybe offensive but James Bond freaking out and taking out a bunch of guards after an explosion.
3 1 ReplyA bout de souffle but for James Bond? I'm in
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This would be a pretty ok joke if somebody wasn't actually being serious about it. Context sucks.
20 5 ReplyRemember when antivaxxers were just the butt of the joke, insted of just a lot of people going: yeah that makes sense.
12 1 ReplyDrinking bleach and huffing ivermectin. These people just love weird parties.
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Jokes on you, my Shungite crystals will protect me from that evil!
9 1 ReplyI think one thing that isn’t quite talked about enough re: anti-vaxxers is how wildly ableist they are.
Edit: spelling
9 1 ReplyThis is just a Cumtown bit
6 0 ReplyAlas, Dr. Mullen's impact factor has waned ever since that Sus halkias obesity germline escaped his research facility, necessitating the pivot to entomology. My electrons are in their Highest Occupied Molecular Orbitals.
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If only villians were truly that stoopid!
Also, missed the chance to say "Your artistic now" (sic):-P
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